Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
The only time I'll get good reviews is if I kill myself.
In the end I think theatre has only one subject: justice
But we are not in the world to be good but to change it.
I'm a huge planner, more and more so as the years go by.
Describe a circle, stroke its back and it turns vicious.
That's how we stay young these days: murder and suicide.
Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework.
The happiness of others is never bearable for very long.
To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching.
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member.
My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.
You will think less of the art, when you know the artist
A thing that nobody believes cannot be proved too often.
God created black people and black people created style.
What ought a man be? Well, my short answer is 'himself'.
I have other duties equally sacred ... Duties to myself.
But a scientific man must live in a little bit of style.
A minority may be right, and a majority is always wrong.
Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.
...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.
Good writing does not come from verbiage but from words.
A lifetime’s work, to try and say one thing that’s true.
Oh, I never use a seat belt. I don't believe in gravity.
All the rare and royal names Wormy sheepskin yet retains
Don't be afraid of being emotional. You won't die of it.
Light entertainment means it mustn't teach you anything.
In spring a young mans fancy turns to a fancy young man.
We possess only the happiness we are able to understand.
Beauty without intelligence is like a hook without bait.
It is madness beyond compare To try to reform the world.
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
If you are content, you have enough to live comfortably.
Things unhoped for happen oftener than things we desire.
It is sheer folly to take unwilling hounds to the chase.
I think without writing I would feel completely useless.
If we always helped one another, no one would need luck.
A wise man does not chatter with one whose mind is sick.
To never have been born may be the greatest boon of all.
Seems nothing draws men together like killing other men.
Wait without thought, for you are not ready for thought.
The immature poet imitates, the mature poet plagiarizes.
Nowadays those are rewarded who make right appear wrong.
For what human ill does dawn not seem to be alternative?
I've got no interest in educating or instructing people.