I'm a lousy reader.

I'm a lousy dancer.

I'm a lousy journalist.

I have a pretty lousy voice.

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.

I'm a lousy predictor of the future.

I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.

I consider your conduct unethical and lousy.

Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President.

It's well known that actors are lousy writers.

If you are a lousy teacher, you should be fired.

I'm not a politician. I'd make a lousy politician.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

The lousy guitar player in any band is the bass player.

I started out as a lousy actress and have remained one.

Every story needs an element of suspense - or it's lousy.

There are some good rules and there are some lousy rules.

I was a lousy player with virtually no experience managing.

When you have a lousy football team, you learn to be funny.

I'm not an impersonator. I'm a lousy impersonator, actually.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

I'm a lousy writer, and it shows when I try to write poetry.

You better not kick a field goal if you have a lousy defense.

I hate tests. It's a really lousy way to judge a person's ability.

I think I would make a lousy stay-at-home mom. It just wouldn't suit me.

Success is a lousy teacher, but failure is a friend, philosopher, and guide.

The same instincts that make us good students can make us lousy entrepreneurs.

There is no money in the world that would compensate me for writing a lousy book.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.

I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself.

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

I will tell you, I'm a lousy cook, but I think I'm a pretty good judge of a good meal.

I was a lousy hitter in May doing the same things that made me a great hitter in June.

'The Robe' was lousy but an almighty hit. I was dull as ditchwater and an almighty flop.

Bottom line: A market approach to national defense would give us a lousy national defense.

I was a lousy journalist. I could never be objective. Sometimes I invented the whole story.

I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.

I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.

I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it.

All you have to do is come to Ohio and say, 'I think NAFTA is a lousy deal,' and everybody cheers.

I'd make a lousy cop. I'd just wear it too close to my skin and wouldn't survive. I'll stick to acting.

No more pronouncements on lousy verse. No more hidden competition. No more struggling not to be a square.

Pigeon racing is a lousy, greedy, and often unlawful activity. One thing that it is not is kind to birds.

Comics who consider themselves 'mavericks' or think the crowd doesn't get them are normally lousy comics.

Lousy, ineffective actions lead to lousy outcomes. Terrific, effective actions lead to terrific outcomes.

I have an editor in my head, that's why I can't read Harry Potter, because Rowling is such a lousy writer.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

Not that we've got anything against America, mind. But let's face it, you make a lousy cup of tea over here.

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