Over coffee and orange juice the embryonic suicide brightens visibly.

I drink coffee a lot before my games. I take it with cream and sugar.

Coffee renders many foolish people temporarily capable of wise actions

If words had flavors, hers would be bitter almonds and coffee grounds.

Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

I'm Hispanic - don't mess around with my coffee. Leave my beans alone.

Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill.

Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That’s really all you need in life.

The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.

If i had known... i would have lingered over my coffee a little longer.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy.

American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100oC

Trying to hit Sandy Koufax was like trying to drink coffee with a fork.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.

Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

You know what I miss? More than anything? Coffee. -- Plutarch Heavensbee

I like my coffee sweet and creamy, that's why I drink Great Taste White.

I drink iced coffee nearly every morning and many afternoons year-round.

You don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. You can get along without it.

Do you have any coffee?'...'It stunts my growth, and I'm afraid of death.

Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care.

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on one side.

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.

My taste in coffee has got better with age, and so has my taste in music.

I'm obsessed - I couldn't even tell you how much coffee I drink in a day.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

I hereby arm myself for today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

I'm not a daily coffee guy at all, or energy drinks or anything like that.

I drink hot water and lemon - after two cups of the coffee in the morning.

Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks.

I drink coffee 30 minutes before I want to nap. I think that really helps.

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee.

I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day.

Sometimes I sound like gravel, and sometimes I sound like coffee and cream.

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I don't even drink coffee. I try to avoid becoming reliant on any substance.

I was drinking so much coffee and Red Bull just to keep going it screwed me.

After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.

Being in love also means learning not to say anything until she's had coffee.

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