Taking the Bible too literally is a mistake. It should be read as a guidebook of wisdom and insight.
There are many reasons for the decline in royal esteem. One is that so many of the royals are thick.
I talk to my typewriter and that is what I've been working on for 40 years-how to write for talking.
I think it's true that if Trump wins, there will be a real activist mobilization, no doubt about it.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
ZIGZAG, v.t. To move forward uncertainly, from side to side, as one carrying the white man's burden.
RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.
A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
The farther you go...the harder it is to return. The world has many edges and it's easy to fall off.
When I was a journalist at Wired, I convinced a doctor to implant an RFID tracking device in my arm.
I think it's a big disservice to our country and to our democracy to continue to raise these doubts.
Here in Canada, in the Western world, we are inside the walls. Outside the walls are the barbarians.
To live exhilaratingly in and for the moment is deadly serious work, fun of the most exhausting sort
Jason McDermott's political career, however bogus, appears to have had an early and promising start.
It's hard to say whether the general incidence of school violence of all types is increasing or not.
Events in a single human lifetime are remarkable. Events from all human lifetimes are inconceivable.
We've had a chance to be seen by viewers who had never seen us before, and we've kept a lot of them.
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.
There's no way to know the motives of another person totally, even a person that you know very well.
The very best relationship has a gardener and a flower. The gardener nurtures and the flower blooms.
We are born to a time. What you do with it is on you. Do the best you can. Try to be good. And live.
In Bosnia, little children shot in the head by a guy who thinks it's okay to aim his gun at a child.
What world leader is considered the most controversial and everyone has a view of him? That's Putin.
This matter is in litigation. All of you know lawyers. They are adamant that you don't say anything.
A lot of tight Senate races out there. Let's hit those chips with another dash of salsa, Ed Bradley.
Don't give up your life because balance is important, but when you're young you have energy, use it!