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I know a fellow who's as broke as the Ten Commandments.
Innocence could be considered a discrete state of mind.
Simplicity, carried to an an extreme, becomes elegance.
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
It is our nation which is blind, and needs our prayers.
Livability has always struck me as a consolation prize.
I can forgive you for leaving, but not for coming back.
It's amazing how harmless the world can sometimes seem.
In general, every country has the language it deserves.
Skepticism is provisional, even if it lasts a lifetime.
What will they think of me? Must be put aside for bliss
When my friends lack an eye, I look at them in profile.
Words, like glass, obscure when they do not aid vision.
Minds which never rest are subject to many digressions.
Education should be gentle and stern, not cold and lax.
Moderation consists in being moved as angels are moved.
Mediocrity is excellent to the eyes of mediocre people.
Love is the greatest preacher and the greatest teacher.
I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
I have an instinct for survival, for self-preservation.
Get off me. You weigh more than the doors to your home.
When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.
My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.
She smelled like herself, like the wind through a tree.
Technically, I split my time between N.Y.C. and Boston.
The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.
Nightmares end. That's how you know they're nightmares.
You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.
I write fifteen hours a day, stopping at Oprah-o'clock.
Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.
He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.
There are inquiries which are a sort of moral burglary.
The Irish always jest even though they jest with tears.
Memories are precious ... they help tell us who we are.
But hunger, like food, comes in many shapes and colors.
Life never becomes a habit to me. It's always a marvel.
If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.
That's what we all want, isn't it? Power without price.
Give rejection the finger, and rejection gives it back.
If he touches you, I'll come in and choke him to death.
Saf keeps a vast range of bullies on hand at all times.
Caro: "Bite me." Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.
Everyone of us is a wonder. Everyone of us has a story.
As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo
All I have told is true, but it is not the whole truth.