Alimony is the curse of the writing class.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.

I used to just do movies for alimony purposes, between plays.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.

Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

When you're 19, girlfriends are girlfriends. Then you start thinking about the rest of your life and stuff. I don't know; something happens with your glands. Your alimony gland.

I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing.

People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week.

I did a lot of violent junk just because I needed the money - alimony movies, you might call them - and then I decided to start turning down the junk scripts and wait for something better, no matter how long.

I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony, and so they take a job at a less-than-reputable paper. You know, you do what you gotta do.

My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me.

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