I love my beard.

I can't grow a beard.

A full beard looks cool.

My beard is owned by HBO.

To grow a philosopher's beard.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

Getting a grey beard's not cool.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

You can't grow a beard if you shave

I don't like myself without a beard.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

I shave my head & shape my beard myself

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

Beware of long arguments and long beards.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

I had a beard way before it was fashionable.

Every director I've ever admired has a beard.

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.

There's no way I can grow a Jesus beard in a week.

All the power is with the sex that wears the beard.

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

A beard doesn't grow only on gurus; it grows on all men.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.

As an actor, I am not comfortable with an artificial beard.

Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.

Growing a beard is tough and not as easy as one might think.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher.

I'm not that powerful to take out the masculinity of a beard.

I do love a good dark guy. Maybe a beard - some sister scruff?

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

I think the uglier the playoff beard, the better though, right?

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.

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