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I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.
I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.
I'm not a stand-up comedian; I'm not a satirist.
Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.
I was half Catskills comedian, half 1800s matron.
Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.
Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.
Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.
Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
A lot of being a comedian is about observing people.
To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.
You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.
I worked as a comedian for 23 years, 51 weeks a year.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.
Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian.
You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.
I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.
I feel like I've always thought of myself as a comedian.
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.
You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.
A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.
Ive been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.
I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything.
I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.
I started as a stand-up comedian at charity shows in Mumbai.
I'm not a comedian who wants to spend far too long on stage.
I'm a physical comedian first - and I'm a woman before that.
I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian.
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.
Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.
I've never considered myself a comedian. I'm a comedic actor.