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I've always thought of myself as an African-American comedian, African-American man, everything.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance.

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Harold Lloyd was not a comedian. But he was the finest actor to play a comedian that I ever saw.

I can be a bit movement-orientated and flamboyant because, essentially, I'm a physical comedian.

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

Comedian sort of enjoys the darkness because, essentially, he's a thug. He's just not a nice guy.

I believe in fate. I didn't set out to be a comedian at first. I'm still not sure if I am or not.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

When you get on a comedy show, people assume you're a comedian. I'd say I'm more of a comedy nerd.

My mom wanted me to be a youth pastor, and when I became a comedian, she said it was close enough.

I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it.

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label - make me laugh. I want to make you think.

I don't have any horror stories of trying to start as a comedian and eating it constantly on stage.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me.

I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor.

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect.

A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp.

I usually just say I'm a stand-up comedian, but I use looping machines to create ideas with my voice.

I think I'm just a comedian who's a pretty good con man, and I don't see that changing any time soon.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.

I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage.

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