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I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.
People tend to feel that if you're a comedian, you can't act.
It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.
I take my music very serious. I don't call myself a comedian.
Basically I wanted to be a male comedian; those were my idols.
The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.
As a comedian, frankly, I don't care that much about bad jokes.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.
To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.
I have to make good things so good comedians want to talk to me.
I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.
Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.
The toughest thing for me is doing on-camera stuff as a comedian.
When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.
I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian.
I never planned to be a comedian. I don't consider myself one now.
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.
Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.
I'm a physical comedian, and I don't get to show it off very often.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.
I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian.
I play a garbage man who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Terrible.
I love it when artists talk about process! I love the movie Comedian.
As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'.
Jack is really the new breed, a wild-man comedian. America's funnyman.
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian.
No comedian grows up thinking, 'I hope one day to have a show on CNN.'
Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.
I started performing as a stand-up comedian on my own in the mid-1990s.
I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs.
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it.
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.