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What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet.
British comedian Imran Yusuf is fantastic and so is Shazia Mirza, also London-based.
From the very beginning I knew I had to be a comedian, and thus preferred being one.
I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.
I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity.
As a comedian, I am attracted to truths that are uncomfortable. I like funny bummers.
Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression.
I'm a clown. I'm a comedian. Comedy, by design, is a place to explore the subconscious.
Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage.
Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.
I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer.
I weighed 107 kilos when 'Sukh' was released. I had become like a South Indian comedian.
Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.
Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer
I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
I'm kind of the antithesis of a comedian. People that don't like me will agree with that.
Mama is my chance to be a stand-up comedian. In my mind, it's my chance to be Chris Rock.
If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.
I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.
If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes.
I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22.
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny.
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
Like the burlesque comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement.
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.
I wanted to be a director and comedian and my plan was to go to NYU. I wanted to be in UCB.
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.
My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.
Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.
You can't really label me as a musician, a comedian, or a rapper - you know, it's different.
I've wanted to be a comedian since I was a kid, and my parents were very supportive of that.
I'm a comedian. You have to understand that my brain doesn't work like a politician's brain.
Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.
I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian.
A comedian needs more than just a sense of humour. He needs to observe everything around him.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.