This collection holds 526 comedians quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Frankie Boyle, Johnny Lever and J. B. Smoove.

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Comedians shame people.

People are born comedians.

A lot of comedians are selfish.

I don't like any female comedians.

I know a lot about Jewish comedians.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

I love comedians. They're my community.

Comedians play off of social commentary.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

I'm pretty much only friends with comedians.

Basically I try not to knock other comedians.

Normal people don't become stand-up comedians.

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Successful comedians are just as neurotic as I am.

Comedians are obsessed with justice and the truth.

I've always felt so unconnected to other comedians.

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.

I love comedy, and I love listening to comedians talk.

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.

I like seeing comedians do stuff that I could never do.

My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage.

As comedians, we work our whole lives hoping for a break.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

All comedians have to use their physicality, so I use my size.

You can tell a lot about a person by what comedians they like.

Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included.

Comedians are always narrating the story of the people. Always.

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!

I am shocked that both the Congress and SAD make fun of comedians.

Well, audiences will laugh at a lot of things that comedians won't.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.

I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.

Comedians are not well people. Well people are not drawn to creating.

Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.

What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty.

I have never ever hung out with actors and comedians. I can't stand it.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast.

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

I've experienced harassment. I've had male comedians be very inappropriate.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

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