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Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
'Nice' is not a common label for comedians, but it is for Canadians. I like it.
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.
I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.
Comedians talk to other comedians the way jazz musicians can talk to each other.
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates.
Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment.
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.
The black comedians meeting? Oh yeah, we hold one every year at Eddie Murphy's house.
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression.
I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.
When I started, there was no comedy community, no comedy industry; there were comedians.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
I was up until all hours of the night, listening to stories, meeting great old comedians.
My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way.
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation.
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.
Sometimes, when comedians get success, they don't do as much weird stuff as they normally do.
50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians.
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.
I'm a comedian because I want people to like me. That's really why all comedians are comedians.
I spend much of my free time listening to podcasts of American comedians talking to each other.
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
Comedy was never a scarcity in Kollywood. Comedians of great calibre have emerged from this land.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.
I'd heard comedians working MySpace into their routines and giving out their URLs as early as 2004.
The comedians who I admire that are really good, they always take it to a deep psychological place.
But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me.
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
It's like cooks don't watch cooking programmes - I suppose maybe comedians don't watch comedy shows.
Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.
There are so many really good comedians, and I would never be as good as they are. It's not my calling.
I think people have a misconception about comedians and performers. All that stuff is serious business.
Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
I sort of as a kid was fascinated with all the fat comedians, like John Candy, John Belushi, Benny Hill.
The comic I can now never enjoy again is Bill Cosby. He was truly one of the first comedians I got into.
It is important to understand that there is no distinction between comedians and actors. All are actors.