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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Leadership comes in small acts as well as bold strokes.
Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it.
There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.
I would have given my right arm to have been a pianist.
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
Something went wrong. It was correct when I studied it.
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth
I really wish they hadn't made the set out of asbestos.
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.
There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.
A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity.
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.