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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
We ought to make the pie higher.
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
I was an only child, eventually.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
I've got a great sense of humor.
Humor is the pensiveness of wit.
We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
Humor is a part of spirituality.
I can't not put humor in a book.
There's two heads to every coin.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Laughter is carbonated holiness.
You can't eat a winner's plaque.
I can't stop thinking like this.
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
The secret to humor is surprise.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Laughter is an instant vacation.
In the end, everything is a gag.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
I am a deeply superficial person.
My friends, there are no friends.
A boy is naturally full of humor.
Humor is an antidote to all ills.
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)
An idea is a feat of association.
It's your money. You paid for it.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
How young can you die of old age?
What a nice night for an evening.
What year did Jesus think it was?
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
You exaggerate your own reactions.
In your heart you know he's right.
Humor is the harmony of the heart.
The oil and wine of merry meeting.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
A zebra does not change its spots.
There's always a source for humor.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
My rapier wit hides my inner pain.
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.