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Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Give Me
Liberty
Give
Give Me Liberty
Muffin
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Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Give Me
Liberty
Give Me Liberty
Muffin
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A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
Charlie Brooker / Broadcaster
Clown
Puke
Muffin
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My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
Mark E. Smith / Singer
Memories
Muffins
Three
Earliest
Memory
Muffin
Mule
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My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
Sara Blakely / Businesswoman
Baby
Muffins
Spanx
Muffin
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I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.
Aaron Funk /
Believe World I Believe
Lot
Certainly
World Believe I Believe
Muffin
Pan
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Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
Edward Lear / Artist
Bachelors
Caught
House
Mouse
Muffin
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The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your vegetables?'
Kris Carr / Film Actor
Bread
Fries
Hello
Unhealthy
Vegan
Vegetables
Eat
Dogs
Muffin
Processed
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If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip. That's how I want to be remembered.
Jane Krakowski / Actress
Awards
Clip
Remembered
Tribute
Muffin
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I tell people I'm on a diet. If somebody sees me with a muffin, they'll think I'm off my diet. It's like secret little police that I've made for myself.
Stephen Furst / Actor
Diet
Police
Myself Police Me
Diet Myself Me
Muffin
Sees
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One of the best things Gwyneth Paltrow has done in years was her mesmerized, good-sport cameo in a 'Pootie' sketch, when she was melted over him like butter on an English muffin.
Elvis Mitchell / Film Critic
Mesmerized
Butter
Cameo
Gwyneth
Gwyneth Paltrow
Melted
Muffin
Sketch
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Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin.
Rachel Johnson / Editor
Giving
Worry
Writing
Clap
Double
Followed
Muffin
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My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide to go a little more upscale, and then I'll have scrambled eggs.
Kyle Maclachlan / Actor
Breakfast
Eggs
Me More Go
Consists
Muffin
Scrambled
Toasted
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Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'
Barry Humphries / Comedian
Collagen
Desperate
Emotion
Faces
Frogs
Mouths
Brow
Housewives
Line
Muffin
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We want a macho high-earner - with the sensitivity of Gok Wan. We want a man with Brad Pitt's six-pack - but one who's prepared to overlook our own muffin top. No wonder most men don't know if they're coming or going.
Jojo Moyes / Novelist
Brad
Macho
Prepared
Sensitivity
Muffin
No Wonder
Overlook
Pitt
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'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing way of American life, and to my own particular child - and girlhood in upstate New York. Everyone in the novel is enormously close to me, including Marianne's cat, Muffin, who was in fact my own cat.
Joyce Carol Oates / Author
New York
Valentine
Cat
Children
Heart
My Own
Novel
Particular
Passing
Upstate New York
Life Heart Me
Child
American
Close
Fact
In Fact
Muffin
Perhaps
Upstate
York
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