Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.
If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic.
Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality.
A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce.
He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?
Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen