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If you think research is expensive, try disease!
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.
He couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.
Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.
The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.