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Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep.
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
He couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.
If you think research is expensive, try disease!
He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.
He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.