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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
He was trying to save both his faces.
Instant gratification takes too long.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
You had to stand in line to hate him.
My mind reels with sarcastic replies.
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.
He is mad, bad and dangerous to know.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
It's better to be a dictator than gay.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
The English think soap is civilization.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Please try not to be such a wiener-head.
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
You are never too old to become younger!
He makes a July's day short as December.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
I thought men like that shot themselves.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
There but for the grace of God, goes God.
She should get a divorce and settle down.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
I am easily satisfied with the very best.
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
She is a peacock in everything but beauty!
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
She is a water bug on the surface of life.
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
I can resist everything except temptation.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.