Quotes by Dan Jenkins - Page 3

Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard - and achieved fame and fortune several years ahead of Ben and who, as a kid, had always been popular and better liked than Ben. No puzzle at all.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Kids
Fire
Golf
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Tennis was a game invented by a woman named Samantha Tennis in 1839, in the village of Lobsworth, County of Kent, as a diversion for the wealthy and titled Englishmen of the region, who had nothing better to do at the time but drink, belch and wear funny clothes.
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Clothes
Games
Tennis
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If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis Ouimet handy, here's what you do: You send an aging Jack Nicklaus out in the last round of the Masters and let him kill more foreigners than a general named Eisenhower.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Aging
Foreigners
Golf
Handy
Masters
Pages
Named
Bobby
Eisenhower
Round
Francis
Jack
Jack Nicklaus
Send
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Nobody can make a putt that breaks to the right. It's unnatural. Unless you're left-handed, of course. Standing over a putt that breaks to the right can actually make you dizzy. I've long thought that right-breaking putts are a major contributor to mental and physical ill health.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Dizzy
Ill
Standing
Unnatural
Breaks
Contributor
Mental
Putt
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A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the party... Digging beneath a coach's lies, not to forget those of athletic directors and general managers and owners of pro teams. Keeping a confidence. Risking it.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Confidence
Family
Digging
Directors
Forget
Games
Lying
Managers
Owners
Party
Sitting
Team
Life Family Your
Life Wife Your
Life Family Wife
After
Everyone
General
Beneath
Those
Coach
Working
Lies
Pro
Risking
Sportswriter
Teams
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Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for Internet dating, but then one day I knew I'd met the girl of my dreams when she replied to a comment I'd made on You-and-Me.com. She said, 'I love it when you talk equipment to me.'
Dan Jenkins / Author
Dating
Comment
Equipment
Golf
Modern Technology
Dreams Love Time
Pro
Replied
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When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Adventurous
Carefree
Hills
Lad
Underpaid
Unknown
Goat
Fairly
Golfer
Flirt
Newspaperman
Par
Thief
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The maplewood flat-finished Martin had represented the most outrageous luxury in her life when she bought it in 1971 for four hundred dollars. But Lonnie Slocum assured her the Martin was a good investment, even if she never learned to play it better than an acid head who was into heavy metal.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Music
Luxury
Play
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When you're a fledgling youth-type adult, it appears that all people in their 40s look old enough to be in a painting hanging on the wall of a stately home in England. It's not until you limp into your 70s that people in their 40s look too young to vote, and college cheerleaders closely resemble Yorkshire terriers.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Home
College
England
Painting
Vote
Wall
Yorkshire
Adult
All People
Appears
Cheerleaders
Closely
Hanging
Limp
Old Enough
Resemble
Stately
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The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different, every week; and all around him is sand, trees, grass, water, wind and 143 other players. In addition, the game is 50 percent mental, so his biggest enemy is himself.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Athlete
Golf
Player
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I can only tell you that eggs, country ham, biscuits, a pot of coffee, a morning paper, a table by the window overlooking the veranda and putting green, listening to the idle chitchat of competitors, authors, wits and philosophers, hasn't exactly been a torturous way to begin each day at the Masters all these years.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Biscuits
Coffee
Competitors
Each Day
Eggs
Green
Ham
Idle
Masters
Overlooking
Paper
Pot
Window
Authors
Philosophers
Table
Wits
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Professionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot of guys with hair that looks as if bats slept in it... Meanwhile, my head swims with the thought that I have watched tennis progress from Don Budge and Alice Marble to Farrah Fawcett becoming John McEnroe's mother-in-law.
Dan Jenkins / Author
Children
Hair
Mother
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