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You can have information or you can have a life, but you can't have both.
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.
Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad lasts for very very long.
North America can easily fragment quickly as did the Eastern Bloc in 1989.
We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
Letting go of randomness is one of the hardest decisions a person can make.
Cellphones have, if nothing else, turned TV crime writers into lazy sloths.
OPTION PARALYSIS: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
I think God is how you deal with everything that's out of your own control.
Nobody cares about worthiness. People care about what is real inside of you.
My life is neither a disaster nor supernatural, yet it is an unlikely event.
We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
Discussions of generations only go downhill. There's no point in having them.
Is that all time is - our perception of how quickly it does or does not pass?
Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
It's not healthy to live life as a succession of isolated little cool moments.
The thing with bookshelves, no matter how many you have, you always fill them.
When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
CONSENSUS TERRORISM:The process that decides in- office attitudes and behavior.
Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.
HISTORICALOVERDOSING:To live in a period of time when too much seems to happen.
What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Everyone wants to share what he or she has learned with someone who really cares.
How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers!
I don't think anyone ever gets over anything in life; they merely get used to it.
I keep vampire hours, going to bed at 2 A.M. and waking up at about 10:30-11 A.M.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?
There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
just then a bee bumbled above us and stole our attention the way flying things can
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
Capitalization implies a hierarchy, that some letters are more special than others.
Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.
The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps.
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
I love working out how things are made, which is why I have so many models of towers.
Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave.
Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova.
There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.
I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it.
I grew up with three brothers, so nearly everything I had was destroyed or made fun of.
Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you.