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I love beautiful people.
But I don't hold grudges.
It's not a hard job to be yourself.
Yes, I am very outspoken on Twitter.
I'm not a lesbian and I'm not straight.
I am a Scorpio so I am a little bit crazy.
My friends all know this: I'm an open book.
All my black friends can't swim. Is that bad?
I want to look feminine, powerful, sexy and bold.
I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.
In Beverly Hills, the faster you climb, the harder you fall.
In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall.
Unfortunately, I've been burned a lot. So I have my guard up.
I've met some great men, I've met a lot of not-so-great ones.
It’s not the struggles that define you; it’s how you overcome them.
I think anyone can do a book if they want to, it's just timing- wise.
I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.
I'm obsessed with skincare, so I'm trying to get my esthetician's license.
I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I'm not an actor or an athlete.
I'm always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.
I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but that's the great part: I don't have to be.
I'd rather grow alone with my girlfriends than with someone I'm not in love with.
When I think of the name 'Joyce' I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.
I know what having kids is like, and my kids are lovely, conscientious, and amazing.
I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look.
As with any mother, all I wish is for my boys to have the peaceful family life they deserve.
Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children.
Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.
There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.
Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.
If anyone said anything sideways about my children, I would literally be in jail like, just straight up.
I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.
Lisa Vanderpump is a manipulative person and when I was on the show I did a lot of her dirty work for her.
If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.
I wanted to create clothing that I would wear - that I truly want to wear - but which would also fit my active lifestyle.
I'm eating better and I'm drinking less. I'm not freaking out about social media and I'm exercising more. I'm just happy.
It's incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.
Yeah, tons... fillers and botox and I've definitely made some mistakes but it's hard to watch yourself get older on television.
I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.
I've definitely over-filled and I've definitely had some bad Botox where your eyes drop but, y'know, there's no shame in my game.
I want people to not be embarrassed going through breakups and divorces, to know what to do before they get involved in a relationship.
I published my first book, 'Drinking & Tweeting,' when I first started 'Housewives' and was being portrayed as a fun girl who spoke the truth.
I think my passion is skincare because I've had so many different skin problems that I'm just fascinated by it. I find myself always reading about it.
The truth of the matter is, when you're on 'Howard Stern,' you feel like you're in his living room talking to him, you don't feel like you're having an interview.
Just being a model and having been shipped off to Paris at 17, I wish my mom could have been at some of those photo shoots because there are some creepy people out there.
You know, I've done so much of my life in front of cameras... I wanted to show a different side of me. And I put it all out there anyway, so why not put my love life out there?
All I care about are my children and that they are brought up properly and that they don't try to play their dad and mom against each other because they know we don't get along.
Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home. Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream.
I think the most important thing that you can do when you're newly separated, or just out of a relationship, is put your foot back in the water. Don't be afriad. Get out there. Life is too short!
I had a couple years of depression. I started drinking too much. I had to up my antidepressants. I cried all day, every day, and I lost weight. But I had to take care of two kids. It wasn't about me anymore.