We all just want to sit on our ass.

I can't manipulate anybody's minds.

Nobody has a monopoly on good ideas

I do rely on having a full face on.

A simple thank-you goes a long way.

Learn when's a good time to shut up

Life is not a success only journey.

I mean, I'm very, very competitive.

I'm a mom. I live for my daughters.

I don't hate any of the Housewives.

I am fascinated by quantum physics.

Yes, I am very outspoken on Twitter.

Patience is the secret to good food.

The media is Obama's scandal condom.

Good people suddenly don't turn bad.

I have the best agents in the world.

I've never quit anything in my life.

I am a big believer in fun for free.

I look at Twitter as brand building.

You'd rather own gold; not the miner

I'm completely done with reality TV.

Go with your gut, but use your head.

God bless the Florida Supreme Court.

I want to democratize business news.

Jerkery knows no financial pedigree.

When I walk into the room, I own it!

If you need a miracle, be a miracle.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

Girls of all kinds can be beautiful.

Michelle Obama, you're one hot mama.

I have always been a business person.

Truthfully, my life is always lunacy.

We don't need an abundance of things.

Failure is not an option on this one.

Winning means being unafraid to lose.

I have sort of a life in Los Angeles.

Hopefully, the 27th time's the charm!

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

I was just worried about my nose-job.

I always wanted what Mom and Dad had.

It's called Seflish, which is fitting

If a guy won't commit, he's a player.

I have no urge to go back to college.

I honestly, sincerely love what I do.

Stand up and walk out of your history

There is no reality, only perception.

Common sense needs to be more common.

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