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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to school high.
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk.
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will.
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.
Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe?
And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood.
I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.
To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but don't be of it.
A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement.
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.
I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself.
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.
I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.
The story goes that I first had the idea for The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.
It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to do it.
Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up your body.
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only then do you know what it is.
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.
I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.
For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was great.
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks
He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.
A bird in the boughs sang "June," And "June" hummed a bee In a Bacchic glee As he tumbled over and over Drunk with the honey-dew.
So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.
I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with my kids.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.
The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on nirvana.
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.