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I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place.
My new years resolution? I will be less laz.
I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
A good scare is worth more than good advice.
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple.
The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
They are most welcome. We will butcher them.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
I only like sports that Bond villains played.
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
Money is always there but the pockets change.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
The best love affairs are those we never had.
It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I cannot afford to waste my time making money
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.