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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
If you must make a noise, make it quietly.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
In opera, there is always too much singing.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
There aren't any hard women, only soft men.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Half the people you know are below average.
I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.
Never mistake legibility for communication.
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
When will all the rhetorical questions end?
The law often permits what honor prohibits.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
This is unparalyzed in the state's history.
A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all
Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.
We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
I always get the better when I argue alone.
"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation.
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
The best actors do not let the wheels show.
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
My father has a high opinion of his opinion
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
The speed of time is one second per second.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
No man knows he is young while he is young.
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.