'Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt

Hitler rounded up all of the vampires in Europe.

So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14.

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.

Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.

'Lesbian Vampire Killers' was quite embarrassing.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

Bella: "Should I be afraid?" Edward: "Terrified."

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.

It's kind of a dream to play a vampire in a movie.

Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!

A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

I really like vampire books. I might have a problem.

I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

I'm so lucky! I got to be a vampire! It's incredible.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

I like 'Vampire Diaries' because it has great stories.

How do you kill a vampire?"-Mac "Hope hes not"-Barrons

I like the vampire films because of the fantasy of it.

Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.

Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people.

What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure.

Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.

I have the face of a vampire, but the heart of a feminist.

Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

I don't like the vampire books. I don't like any of those.

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

Becoming a vampire means completely changing your identity.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

First rule about vampires, don`t believe anything you read.

I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.

A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free.

Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.

At some point in my life, I wanted to be in a vampire movie.

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