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Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune.
All the great guitarists have a spirit-a way they play and don't play.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.
That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday.
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them.
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
The only job worse is a javelin catcher at a track - and - field meet.
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other.
What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.
The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.
Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.