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Enjoy the insult as you deliver it, before you learn its cost.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault.
I like insult comics. Joan Rivers, Dame Edna, people like that.
Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
Whenever the word 'weird' is mentioned it can only be an insult.
If you believe in journalism, you don't insult good journalists.
Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it.
To be slapped with a shoe is a dirty insult in the Muslim world.
What greater insult can you give God than to take your own life?
Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Flattery.... gets its kicks by flirting with insult and ridicule.
He who does not take insults seriously, is on the path to wisdom.
I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.
Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults.
He's a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
To call "A Lot like Love" dead in the water is an insult to water.
I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
Hairbreadth missings of happiness look like the insults of Fortune.
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
We are not going to eliminate imperialism by shouting insults at it.
Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories.
There was one thing Bridget like about guys. They took insults well.
It's hard to make out the difference between insults and bad advice.
To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.
I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.
No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.
We Egyptians reject any kind of assault or insult against our prophet.
While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
I do not want to insult anyone with my act and am very careful about it.
It's not an insult to have a past and to have some accountability to it.
It is very clear that one way to challenge insults is to submit to them.
I don't like yelling insults at someone who's never done anything to me.
And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn
Accidents don't happen to people who take accidents as a personal insult.
Snowflakery is simply being human, which makes it a pretty flakey insult.
The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek
Instagram is a Roman arena of insults. Everyone is a lion, but it is fun.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn.
Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill.
Science burrows its insulted head in the filth of slaughterous inventions.
Not to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer.