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What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'
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Stupidity
Democrats
Refer
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What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'
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People
Stupid
Stupidity
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Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.
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Ancient
Care
Don't Care
Humidity
Miami
Worry
Jews
Rivalries
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Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.
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Barack
Green
Mean
Raised
Usa
Obama
Barack Obama
Tons
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I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.
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Angry
Feminist
Gregarious
Tired
Feminists
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Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.
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Medical
Graduates
Medical School
School
Asked
Begins
Finally
Graduate
Jews
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At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.
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China
Color
Drinking
Drinking Water
Olympics
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In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.
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Discrimination
Modern
Order
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My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
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Texas
Two
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Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.
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Bills
Democratic
Democratic Party
Party
Pumpkin
Convictions
Bill
Tony
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Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.
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Barack
Euthanasia
House
White
White House
According
Obama
Begins
Michelle
Michelle Obama
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Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?
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Barack
Be Humble
Humble
Terrorism
Usa
Waiting
Obama
Barack Obama
Says
Toward
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First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.
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Dog
Racism
Racist
Whistle
Institutional
Liberals
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Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.
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Done
Important
People
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Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'
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Meaningless
Work Done Important
Act
Work People Important
People Say
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We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.
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Action
Canada
Easy
Might
Trying
Would Be
Although
Anne
Guard
Imperialist
Rear
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Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.
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Left
Luxury
Stupidity
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Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.
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Bills
Ems
Real
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Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'
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Chanting
Clinton
Romney
Bill
Bill Clinton
John
John Edwards
Mitt
Mitt Romney
Mormon
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I explain how America hatred and Jew hatred are [INDEMIC] to Modern Liberalism and delve deeper into why it is the otherwise good and decent people will INVARIABLY side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.
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America
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People
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Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.
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Israel
Religious
Two
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Justice demands that the good and hard-working be rewarded and the evil and the lazy be punished (if only by the withholding of the rewards of doing the right things). Modern Liberalism demands that the good and hardworking be punished as the recipients of an unfair advantage and the evil and the lazy be rewarded, their acts of evil and their failure all the proof the Modern Liberal needs that somehow they have been victimized by forces out of their control.
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Evil
Hard Work
Justice
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If they weren't so dangerous and destructive, one could smile and pat the Modern Liberal on the head and tell him how cute he is and go on about the business of being an adult. But he is dangerous and destructive, with the True Believer's very purpose being the total destruction of everything that God and science-most obviously Western Civilization-has ever created. ...The Modern Liberal will invariably and, in fact, inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.
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Cute
Smile
Civilization
Evil
Sides
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