Money makes up in a measure all other wants in men.

Expenditure now attracts fame as conquest once did.

A race track is a place where windows clean people.

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

Make wars unprofitable and you make them impossible.

I love money, but will money ever love me in return?

The most popular labor saving device is still money.

Money don't rule me, record companies don't rule me.

Money is far more persuasive than logical arguments.

Everything you gather is just one that you can lose.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

If you'd lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money.

Light hearts seldom keep company with heavy coffers.

In matters of money there's no such thing as enough.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

Your wealth can only grow to the extent that you do!

Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.

Relationships are the hallmark of the mature person.

It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.

We are all dependent upon the investment of capital.

If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I have enough money to satisfy myself for a lifetime.

I never knew a man who got so hurt in his pocketbook.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

Almost everyone is uncomfortable talking about money.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

I'd like to live like a poor man with a lot of money.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.

Anybody who dies with money in the bank is a failure.

The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter!

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

Succeeding in business is not just about making money.

Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman.

The community has no bribe that will tempt a wise man.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

Christianity is art and not money. Money is its curse.

The rich don't work for money - the rich invent money.

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