This collection holds 847 nuts quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Domhnall Gleeson, Shirley Maclaine and Jon Taffer.

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I like cashew nuts.

People think I'm nuts.

Don't eat the bar nuts.

I think everybody's nuts.

I'm a lifelong Disney nut.

Packer fans are nuts, man.

I am not a madman or a nut.

NRA - Nuts Running America.

I want to cut his nuts off.

A fusty nut with no kernel.

Wrangler butts drive me nuts.

Being nuts is its own reward.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

But she's a nut, and nuts win.

Swimming in my Daddy's big nuts

There are nuts in this country.

I'm a nut for Bach as a composer.

My mom is the best. She's so nuts.

Mellow nuts have the hardest rind.

The noise is greater then the nuts.

A nut is someone whose noose broke.

Love your enemies and drive them nuts.

I think being a little nuts is helpful.

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.

I think you go nuts when you get older.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

A lot of straight people think I'm nuts.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

I would rather be nuts than unattractive.

Conscience. That stuff can drive you nuts.

Yes, I-- I think I love her. Is that nuts?

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

My family all thought I was a little nuts.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.

I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe.

I think everyone's mother is slightly nuts.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

I don't deal with the nuts and bolts of life.

I can't run on treadmills; they drive me nuts.

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem.

He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.

I'm nuts, I'm rich, and boy, do I love a fight!

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

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