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Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.
My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
I love England and the historical aspect of it.
Business must be the solution, not the problem.
We live in a time when people give up too easy.
If you want to be a warrior, you have to train.
I believe in God. I don't fear man, I fear God.
The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.
I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.
So I'm in quite the wrong profession obviously.
The Coen brothers are amazing; they're special.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Reality shows always look for the worst people.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.
My parents weren't actors or studio executives.
I'm still on the ground, so I just do my thing.
You cannot be quiet about things that you know.
Shouldn't EVERY week be Infection Control Week?
I was not really as good as I should have been.
Well, for one thing, you know my dad was a cop.
No, I'm not a very methodologically pure actor.
When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
My father was never anti-anything in our house.
I'll never lose the sense of being an underdog.
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
Sometimes I think I'm a really interesting guy.
Bill Hader does a really good impression of me.
The 'Tim And Eric' experience was very strange.
I'm a late bloomer. I believe 40 is the new 19.
I like to get up in the morning and see people.
Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.
I work so hard for the fans who watch our show.
You can't know about marriage until you try it.
Actually I have been singing since I was a kid.
Where do you even draw the line between genres?
My life is a series of things that just happen.
All organized religions are basically the same.
I think I'm blessed with a pretty tough psyche.
To work all the time is to be incredibly lucky.
Political movements always belong to the young.
I wish they taught green screen acting classes.
Superman isn't moody or brooding or aggressive.
If you love a person, you can forgive anything.
I'm very unrelaxed doing a newspaper interview.
Every love story needs a catalyst of some sort.
It's not who you know, it's who you don't know.