I love traditions. I mean, cultural ones.

I changed my life today. What did you do?

You're only as good as your body of work.

If I lost weight, I'd be two-dimensional!

When my dad died, I had to go to therapy.

I never know where women are coming from.

You can only be stupid when you're young.

Education isn't a result. It's a process.

I'm not a politician or political animal.

I love 'Maxim,' actually. It's very cool.

I got to write most of everything I said.

I'm not any more moral than my neighbors.

I think people like watching edgy things.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I don't see all the movies that come out.

I want to be remembered as a storyteller.

The secret of my success is my hairspray.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

I consider myself a student of Hollywood.

You don't need words to express feelings.

Passion should always trump common sense.

To me, friendship means loving tolerance.

'Tropic Thunder' I think is a great film.

The closest to Hepburn is Cate Blanchett.

I am the most unlikely star in the world.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

Respecting differences is very difficult.

I have had the most spoiled golfing life.

I think it's quite limiting to do a soap.

I try not to discriminate against genres.

A car is only trouble at a certain point.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

Being on your own sometimes is appealing.

Every actor fears unemployment - even me.

Clearly he has to create games to win em!

Courage means willing to risk everything.

Acting is fun. Don't let that get around.

A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

Nothing great happens when you hold back.

The comic book world is a tough business.

Every new fashion is a form of rebellion.

I wanted to be an actor when I was a kid.

We don't live. We're miming in the choir.

I like the transience of Klimt paintings.

Everybody by your side ain't on your side

There are few takers for the quiet heart.

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