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I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.
I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!
I do not have very much office experience.
There are loads of websites devoted to me.
It would be excellent to do a 'Star Wars.'
I had a small part in 'Pineapple Express.'
I always feel like a foreigner in America.
My worst habit is whistling while I sleep.
My best evenings are at home with my lady.
I grew up with a bunch of factory workers.
I actually really like being in the woods.
America is not a country, it’s a business.
Is that what I've become, a piece of meat?
Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.
Our posture NOW defines our portion later!
For a comedy to work, magic has to happen.
I started acting professionally at age 19.
I tried to make the Olympics team in 1956.
I had no idea Canada could be so much fun.
Everybody loves a villain - let's face it.
A good leader needs to know how to follow.
No, I consider myself computer illiterate.
Nobody has to give me permission to write.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
My music tastes are often 20 years behind.
I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.
I really love the sound of my dog snoring.
Success can be obviously a two way street.
I couldn't imagine not having clean water.
Work is my hobby, staying sober is my job.
Everybody wants to be like everybody else.
I LOVE Australia! Its like my second home.
Every man has got to know his limitations.
Everybody is idealistic when you're a kid.
Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.
For me, London is and always will be home.
I've got an age that I do think of myself.
Actors love to act all those death scenes.
You learn stuff from your kids, every day.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
I know my style of music is very eclectic.
My son is my routine and priority, period!
I play a lot of ultra-violent video games.
The sugary taste of satisfaction is bliss.
I have a wonderful respect for old people.
I lost my parents when I was fairly young.
I believe in luck. My luck's real streaky.
I don't see the world in sexual divisions.
I'm not trying to be macho, I promise you.
I get constantly mistaken for Elijah Wood.