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My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
When I draw my caricature self-portrait, I always do a huge smile.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
I knew I had to make a sacrifice to do what I've always wanted to do.
You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Meeting together, forming SS501 is the best thing happened in my life.
The five members with the same dream have fulfilled our dream together
In terms of addiction, there is nothing more powerful than men's toys.
Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
I had traveled 10 states and played over 50 cities by the time I was 4.
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
I wash my face every night with Ivory soap, and I don't wear much makeup.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
I wasn't anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it.
we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.
It may not be the best in someone else's eyes, but it's the best I can do.
Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
I don't think we need a featuring though , because five of us are enough .
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
You can be in this business 50 years and still not know anything about it.
I want to hear from people that SS501 is a group who tries hard every time.
Anywhere I hang my heart is home... it's just the closet that keeps moving.
I see the world as an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously
I'm just singing a song, and if people want to laugh, that's their business.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
We will work our hardest to make sure SS501 is an Asian and Worldwide Star .
Stanley Kramer? Spencer Tracy? No one turns down being in a movie with them.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun."
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.
Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices.
Success comes from stubborn perseverance and the tenacity not to admit defeat
Like with Berle, he was always trying to steal the scene, get a little extra.
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.
If you want to be the best, baby, you've got to work harder than anybody else.
I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.'
I can pretty much justify anything as work if I'm reading the news or whatever.
No matter what people say about me, I'll still do things according to my style.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin