Make it your goal to create a marriage that feels like the safest ...

Make it your goal to create a marriage that feels like the safest place on earth.

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more ...

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting ...

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The ...

The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The more things we can laugh about together, the more connected we become.

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting ...

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.

Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have ...

Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have that: one friend in an indifferent world.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same ...

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a ...

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will ...

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.

Music is my mistress and she plays second fiddle to no one.

Music is my mistress and she plays second fiddle to no one.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is ...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Young men not ought to marry yet, and old men never ought to marry at ...

Young men not ought to marry yet, and old men never ought to marry at all.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting ...

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.

Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.

Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and ...

Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and throughout history. Its something that has provided permanence and stability for our very social structure.

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the ...

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before ...

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

As much as I would miss my wife if she were to die, I would miss what ...

As much as I would miss my wife if she were to die, I would miss what we are together even more. Our "we-ness," our "us-ness."

The most important single thing that any Latter-day Saint ever does ...

The most important single thing that any Latter-day Saint ever does in this world is to marry the right person, in the right place, by the right authority.

The fastest way to improve your relationships is to make others feel ...

The fastest way to improve your relationships is to make others feel important in every way possible.

I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions ...

I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.

Marriage is the agreement to let a family happen.

Marriage is the agreement to let a family happen.

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever ...

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human ...

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to ...

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my ...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the ...

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you ...

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Marriage is not a reform school.

Marriage is not a reform school.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by ...

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

All too often people concentrate on finding the right spouse, little ...

All too often people concentrate on finding the right spouse, little realizing that half of any marriage is being the right spouse.

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of ...

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one ...

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

Marriage is hard.

Wedlock is a padlock.

I'm a serial bigamist.

Love is the law of life.

Am I keeping my promises?

I like marriage. The idea.

Heiresses are never jilted.

It is so calming, marriage.

I support same-sex marriage.

My wife gives good headache.

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