You're a fine fastidious young man, as proud as a lion, as gentle as a girl. You'd make a good catch for the devil.

Friday, August 04, 2006 MONUMENT posted 8:31 AM Silver nitrous girls pointed into occult winds of porn and destiny.

What the heck is true love? I remember feeling, back when I was 12 and 'going' with this girl, 'Is this true love?'

I think the best thing, or the greatest thing my girls have going for them, is having their mother as a role model.

Even my mother told me: 'You are a handsome woman, but you're not pretty. Pretty girls don't have those big bones.'

I hate girls who complain, 'Oh, guys are looking at me!' But I love it when guys check me out. It just feels great.

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

You should take more pride in your appearance,” I tell him. “You'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that.

I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!

Here's the thing: I am not beautiful. I'm pretty. I'll allow that much. Pretty. But I'm not the girl boys long for.

Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs.

It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

Will you marry me, vile and abominable girl that you are? Yes, but, mind, it only to save my neck from being wrung!

The nights were long, like the braids of a pretty girl, and the days were short, like a girl's sense. ("The North")

If you're sexy and you know it put your hands up in the air. Put your hands up in the air, girl, put your hands up.

There were a few 6th form girls that I got with when I was I the 6th form, they were really nice, so that was cool.

Any shlub can pick up a girl at a bar. Want a challenge? Try keeping a beautiful woman happy for ten years running.

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!

Back in the day, a pair of tight jeans was enough to earn a girl a bad reputation. Now slutty has gone Main Street.

People always assume that I'm some sort of party girl, and that's such a misconception because I like staying home.

I am not a very rough and tough kind of a girl, rather a little sensitive. I believe in unicorns, dreams and dolls.

I was a late bloomer. I'm not one of those girls who's like, "I love my body! Hey, everybody, come look at my body!

When a nice girl overcompensates, her behavior says, “What I have to offer isn’t enough, and who I am isn’t enough.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

You're literally sized up with measuring tape as a 13- or 14-year-old girl. I wanted to opt out of that experience.

The best gift you can give to a girl is your devotion, not some Louboutins. But buy those if you're busy, for sure.

it never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.

I'm a girl from Queens. I've never gone, 'What am I doing today? Oh, I'm gonna grab a gun and learn how to use it.'

I don't want little girls to have the same ambitions as me. But I want them to know that it's okay to be ambitious.

I'm such a fan girl when it comes to movies, TV and sci-fi, sometimes I can't believe I actually get to be in them.

Boys and girls should be taught respect for each other's liberty... and that jealousy and possessiveness kill love.

I'd love to be a Bond girl. I mean, if you're going to be stereotyped, there are worse things to be stereotyped as.

Achieving gender equality requires the engagement of women and men, girls and boys. It is everyones responsibility.

Young girls look to me as a role model and think I crash diet to keep slim. That's not true, I always eat properly.

I'm absolutely loving being part of Bondiana, and that not only am I a Bond girl, but I get to be an agent as well.

I'm never going to be cast as a 'Bond' girl. I mean, I could do it and I would love it. But I don't ooze sexuality.

Ah, if everyone was as sensitive as you! There's no girl who hasn't gone through that. And it's all so unimportant!

Even as a young girl, straight women loved me. Straight women like me a lot more than lesbians do. Isn't that weird?

Ugh! Young girls, they should laugh. Life's bad enough when you're grown, you might as well laugh when you're young.

Achieving gender equality requires the engagement of women and men, girls and boys. It is everyone's responsibility.

I'm a promoter of masturbation. Don't sleep around...learn yourself first! Guys do it, but girls don't. They should.

Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

If another girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN CAN'T BE STOLEN.

All women at all ages do not feel their ages anymore. The young girl feels older, and the older woman feels younger.

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.

Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair.

My dad is still the only Mraz in the Mechanicsville phone book, so he's getting calls from girls to see if I'm home!

A girl is a good deed and a boy is a bounty. Good deeds are rewarded while people are held accountable for bounties.

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