You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

Accusations fit on a bumper sticker; the truth takes longer.

If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?

Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again.

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.

The reality is when you make 'America First' a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you're telling them is 'America Only'.

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.

During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.'

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

I'm one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who are going to be in line to turn in their guns are law-abiding citizens. Criminals are going to be left with guns.

You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive!

President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that.

'Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can't stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can't fit on a bumper sticker.

A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.' It really should say 'Lucky to be an American,' for I doubt very much that the drivers had much say in having been born here, and are not old enough to have participated in the drafting of the Constitution.

People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case.

Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those people are now in rebellion. It's not just poor people they are holding down but the middle class, as well. I have a favorite bumper sticker I saw on a pickup truck last year in Austin. It said, "Where are we going? And what am I doing in this hand basket?"

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