Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision.

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.

You can lose. Michael Jordan lost, but that doesn't mean he wasn't the GOAT.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

We're divorced from my father because he did some mean and scary things to us.

He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.

You should never put another man in front of you and say he's better than you.

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.

Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.

No captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside that of the enemy.

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say: 'Enough is enough.'

A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.

Man starts over again everyday, in spite of all he knows, against all he knows.

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing.

A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

He who lives only to benefit himself confers on the world a benefit when he dies.

He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.

A man will renounce any pleasures you like but he will not give up his suffering.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

A man is either free or he is not. There cannot be any apprenticeship for freedom.

The key to life is accepting challenges. Once someone stops doing this, he's dead.

If a man is not faithful to his own individuality, he cannot be loyal to anything.

A film director has to get a shot, no matter what he does. We're desperate people.

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.

A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.

It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.

The Lord may not come when you want Him, but he's always going to be there on time.

Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying.

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.

A man learns all his life and dies the day he thinks that he has learnt everything.

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