God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.

The world turns aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.

Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

He could not die when trees were green, for he loved the time too well.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

You don't notice the referee during the game unless he makes a bad call.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.

My dad is really just lazy. He has nothing, I feel, to offer this world.

He who created us without our help will not save us without our consent.

My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.

An artist is he for whom the goal and center of life is to form his mind.

The Christian of the future will be a mystic or he will not exist at all.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.

I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.

Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.

Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision.

No man knows the value of innocence and integrity but he who has lost them.

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.

You can lose. Michael Jordan lost, but that doesn't mean he wasn't the GOAT.

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what he is.

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Man is a tool-using animal. Without tools he is nothing, with tools he is all.

He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.

You should never put another man in front of you and say he's better than you.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

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