Quotes by Jerry Lewis - Page 3

There's something wonderful about taking a tag off a pair of socks, off a shirt, off a jacket. I really think that it has to do with my wanting to give myself all the perks that there are. It's part of my psychosis.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Perks
Psychosis
Tag
Wonderful
Jacket
Pair
Shirt
Socks
Wanting
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When I hit around 65, 66, I started to feel tremendous worth and incredible personal esteem. I was becoming very cognisant of my contribution to the American spirit of helping your fellow man and all of the good stuff.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Men
American Spirit
Contribution
Esteem
Fellow Man
Helping
Stuff
Good Man Your
Tremendous
Fellow
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I will do whatever is necessary to make better the stupidity on my part - and therefore go after those who are acting stupid themselves. It's not popular. You don't make friends when you do that. And I couldn't care less.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Friends
Acting
Care
Stupid
After
Less
Whatever
Necessary
Popular
Themselves
Therefore
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I tell young comics, 'Do you want this badly enough? It's there. But you have to go get it. And if you think I'm going to give you the key to the lock of that door, there is no key, there is no lock, and there is no door.'
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Doors
Keys
Thinking
Badly
Door
Lock
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I expect people that come to the studio to work to come with the same energy I come with. If I see less than that, I get very strong about, if you want to do this, come with a sense of pride, come with eagerness and anxiety.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Eagerness
Pride
Work Energy People
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If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that in this country is a bigger problem than cancer, heart, sickle cell, anemia, name it. It is - it's hitting 70 million Americans.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Bigger
Cancer
Country
Hitting
Pain
Tomorrow
Acute
Cell
Cure
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When you get a question like, 'Did you like meeting Her Majesty?' 'No, I thought she was a slob.' I mean, what are you going to say... The mischief comes into me when I'm doing a Q&A, I'm 9 years old again. I don't get mad. I do get offended.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Mad
Majesty
Mischief
Offended
Me Doing Old
Meeting
Question
Slob
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The film I did with Bobby De Niro, 'The King of Comedy' - an awful lot came to me out of that movie because De Niro never allowed me any room to be crazy. If I had tried to play it the way I would normally play it and get hysterical, Bobby would punch me.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Comedy
De Niro
Hysterical
Allowed
Awful Lot
Bobby
Niro
Normally
Punch
Tried
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People think I'm against critics because they are negative to my work. That's not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn't see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don't tell me about critics.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Critics
Cutting
People
Print
Ran
Thinking
Bothers
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Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Running
Blue
Expecting
Hats
Radio
Sexy
Ladies
Straight
Lewis
Martin
Monkey
Postwar
Presidents
Radio Shows
Some People
Wore
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I'm really not thick-skinned - my wife will tell you that I take sunsets personally - but I know that I've got the belly for whatever comes down the pike. I think it's tenacity. You've been there before, and you just have to recall, 'How did I handle that one?'
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Belly
Handle
Tenacity
Personally
Recall
Sunsets
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This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Accommodate
Cutting
Fall
Pain
Spine
Skin
Asleep
Battery
Bone
Foot
Pacemaker
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I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' they're OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That's not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Cartoon
Children
Danger
Honey
Thinking
Adult
Cartoons
Imply
Ok
Simpsons
The Simpsons
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I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the guy I'm talking to makes better sense than I am. I have so many points of view, I can't keep track of 'em, because I talk to too many people... I'm not so opinionated that I won't budge.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Opinionated
Talking
Thinking
Track
Views
Too Many People
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From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I've taken them on everything from clay courts to cement to wood floors, coming off pianos, going out a two-story window, landing on Dean, falling into the rough. You do that and you're gonna have problems.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Cement
Clay
Dean
Fall
Landing
Rough
Taken
Two
Window
Time Together Problems
Comedians
Courts
Falling
Falls
Floors
Pianos
Wood
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The young man who's had the Guggenheim fortune behind him all his life - he can hire all the authorities on the subject to teach him how to do a monologue, but he's never going to have the right stuff to pull it off. If he doesn't walk out onstage needing to walk out there, he doesn't have a dream of doing well.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Dream
Men
Stuff
Teach
Young Man
Authorities
Behind
Life Walk Man
Walk
Hire
Monologue
Needing
Onstage
Pull
Subject
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I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Friendship
Loyalty
Running
Break
Commit
Commitment
Give Me
Hands
Lawyer
Paper
Because
Me
Get
Who
Away
Someone
Bloodstream
Same
Deal
Drew
Give
Hand
Lock
Up
Runs
Shake
Thoroughly
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A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they're 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Affection
Children
Genuine
Growing Up
Resent
Years
Life Today Done
Life Today Me
Grow Up
Whom
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If I've learned anything in the more than 50 years that I've led MDA, it's that the generosity of the American people knows no bounds. I'm sure that with their fellow citizens in such dire need, they'll dig deep and do everything they can to help. I'm hopeful that many people will be willing to make two phone calls and donate to both causes.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Phones
Two
Years
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If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most people do things without energy, and they atrophy their mind as well as their body. You have to think young, you have to laugh a lot, and you have to have good feelings for everyone in the world, because if you don't, it's going to come inside, your own poison, and it's over.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Laughing
People
Thinking
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