Quotes by Julie Burchill - Page 3

We are used to female writers who use their private lives as unmitigated material being somewhat hormonal; this somehow 'excuses' what might be seen as a highly unfeminine ability to turn their personal upsets into money.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Female
Somewhat
Excuses
Private Lives
Upsets
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It must be said that Brighton, unlike London, makes driving seem very appealing. Instead of glowering faces and angry horns on all sides, we have the coast road in front of us and the Sussex Downs just 10 minutes behind us.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Angry
Brighton
Faces
Horns
London
Sides
Appealing
Downs
Unlike
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I have experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from men, but I have also experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from women, usually when I failed to respond to their advances.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Jealousy
Men
Abuse
Violence
Men Women Violence
Advances
Respond
Failed
Experienced
Verbal
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As I have got older, I have found myself making friends with the ease and swiftness that other people pick up fuzzballs on their jumpers. And I believe it is probably my lack of longing for 'The One' that makes me so popular.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Ease
Longing
Myself Believe I Believe
Myself Believe Me
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Writing is more than anything a compulsion, like some people wash their hands thirty times a day for fear of awful consequences if they do not. It pays a whole lot better than this type of compulsion, but it is no more heroic.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Hands
People
Writing
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The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread being removed from the mouths of the poor so that Miss Thing here could mince off to the circus smelling of roses.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Bread
Circus
Missing
Mouths
Pockets
Rose
Cultural
Mince
Pocket
Roses
Smelling
Willingly
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And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Amsterdam
Barcelona
Dinner
Doors
Dutch
Pigs
Refreshing
Brilliantly
Closed
Hip
Pig
Sign
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I am not one of those fat birds who feels miserable because models are thin. Frankly, I feel more insulted by the idea that unless I see other fat birds in fashion magazines, I will be reduced to a sniveling wreck of a human being.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Insulted
Magazines
Miserable
Models
Fat
I Am Will Feel
Frankly
Human Being
Reduced
Thin
Wreck
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As a child, I wanted only two things - to be left alone to read my library books, and to get away from my provincial hometown and go to London to be a writer. And I always knew that when I got there, I wanted to make loads of money.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Book
Children
Hometown
Two
Loads
Provincial
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I feel I'm trying to get this really crap car going, and it just keeps stalling on me. And then other times I feel like my life's a train thundering toward me, and I'm in a car stuck on the crossroads and can't get out. Isn't it great being young!
Julie Burchill / Writer
Car
Crossroads
Trying
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One of the few ways in which I feel I've actually matured is that as I've grown older I do find the concept of 'men' mystifying, whereas when I was a feisty young thing I was forever saying 'The most fun part of being a feminist is frightening men!'
Julie Burchill / Writer
Feisty
Frightening
Matured
Concept
Grown
Whereas
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It seems that one moment I was this little kid only caring about animals and flowers and stuff, and then the next minute I was this raging stew of hormones. I don't know if you've ever been a raging stew of anything, but I wouldn't particularly recommend it.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Kids
Caring
Flower
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I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Morning
Husband
Phones
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I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Easter
Beautiful
Fairy
Hurt
Notion
Quarters
Santa
Santa Claus
Tooth Fairy
Women Beautiful Believe
Women Are
All Women
Bunny
Tooth
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May I just single out for salutations, on the "anti-war" side: Pop Stars For Appeasement, Dancers Against Democracy, Actors For Apathy, Fashionistas For Fascism and Jugglers For Genocide. All of them united under that flaccid flag of convenience, Show-Offs For Saddam.
Julie Burchill / Writer
War
Dancer
Stars
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Graham Greene famously said that all writers need a chip of ice in their heart; Cusk can come across as the most beautiful ice palace of stalactites and stalagmites, and some people find her company, albeit by proxy, about as inviting as a long weekend in a walk-in frigidaire.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Beautiful
Company
Heart
Ice
Inviting
Said
Weekend
Most Beautiful Beautiful Heart
Across
Albeit
All Writers
Chip
Writers
Beautiful Most Beautiful Long
Graham
Her
Most Beautiful
Palace
Some People
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When I moved to Brighton from London in 1995, I was struck by what I thought of as its townliness. A town, it seemed to me, was that perfect place to live, neither city nor country, both of which like to think they are light years apart but actually have a great deal in common.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Brighton
Country
Light
Thinking
Apart
Great Deal
Neither
Seemed
Struck
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These women whose antics we smirk at good-naturedly in the pap-traps put themselves out there at least partly on their beauty; they are in showbiz, and showing what they've got is part of their business as much as it is for male show-ponies from the Chippendales to George Clooney.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Males
Ponies
Showbiz
Smirk
Male
Clooney
George
George Clooney
Partly
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Feminism seeks to turn the biggest, bloodiest carnivore in the world - passion - into a right-on cud-chewing vegan. It can never work. Sex was never meant to be that way. Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Cuddling
Passion
Sex
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I am firmly of the opinion that women who make a lot of effort to hang onto their looks in middle age (unless they are beauties, entertainers or prostitutes) are rather sad, as one should surely have something more substantial to recommend one by this time, such as kindness or cleverness.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Kindness
Age
Cleverness
Effort
Entertainers
Beauties
Firmly
Hang
Middle Age
Onto
Recommend
Substantial
Surely
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Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely through lack of discipline and love of pleasure, and who rather despises people (except those with proven medical conditions) who pretend that it is generally otherwise.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Conditions
Discipline
Mind
People
Pleasure
Proven
Size
Admit
Fat
Broad
Despises
Pretend
Gladly
Otherwise
Reached
Solely
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There's something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times - one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Girl
War
Brave
Drawing
Gravy
Hard Times
Legs
Smart
Touching
World War Ii
War Women World
Ages
Eyebrow
Pencil
Stained
Stocking
Thinks
World War
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Prostitution is the supreme triumph of capitalism. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women, for the moral tarring and feathering they give indigenous women who have had the bad luck to live in what they make their humping ground.
Julie Burchill / Writer
War
Betrayal
Sex
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As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one thing he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Age
Teen
Catholicism
Middle
Precocious
Towns
Barney
Converted
Dreamed
Graham
Happily
Local
Middle Age
Sadly
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The truth of the matter is, beauty is a specific thing, rare and fleeting. Some of us have it in our teens, 20s and 30s and then lose it; most of us have it not at all. And that's perfectly okay. But lying to yourself that you have it when you don't seems to me simple-minded at best and psychotic at worst.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Fleeting
Lying
Okay
Psychotic
Simple
Teens
Rare
Perfectly
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Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women, it actually implies that their bodies are so revolting that even their 'me time' must be dedicated to turning them into living dolls if potential suitors are to be prevented from running screaming in horror.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Celebrate
Dedicated
Dolls
Indulge
Bodies
Turning
How Much
Implies
Revolting
Screaming
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In Barcelona, things seem so different. For example, I know that it's traditionally the least Spanish city, but you'd never know they had a monarchy, coming here as a tourist - as opposed to the UK, where the Queen is probably the best-known animal, vegetable and/or mineral going when it comes to overseas visitors.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Queens
Animal
Cities
Vegetables
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In Barcelona, things seem so different. For example, I know that it's traditionally the least Spanish city, but you'd never know they had a monarchy, coming here as a tourist - as opposed to the U.K., where the Queen is probably the best-known animal, vegetable and/or mineral going when it comes to overseas visitors.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Animal
Barcelona
Monarchy
Visitors
For Example
Queen
Mineral
Opposed
Overseas
Spanish
Tourist
Vegetable
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In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on the way to Wales, so it took us an extra three hours, or when I was sick in a plastic carrier bag during much of the drive back from Devon - a bag that turned out to have a hole in it.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Hilarious
Carrier
Devon
Husband
Laid Back
Plastic
Sick
Type
Wales
Drive
Bag
Blissfully
Discovered
Extra
Hole
Map
Third
Turned
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Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species, let alone the same nationality? On one hand the selflessness and internationalism of the soldiers; on the other the Whites-First isolationism of the protesters. Excuse me, who are the idealists here?
Julie Burchill / Writer
Hands
Laughing
Two Sides
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The pictures from the first professional photo session that the young David Beckham submitted himself to are extraordinary. He has a barely suppressed smile, as though he and the cameraman are complicit in the understanding that this is not yet David Beckham we see and that there is an element of deceit in selling the photographs as such
Julie Burchill / Writer
Deceit
Elements
Understanding
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The terrorist attacks were a tragedy for the people who died or were injured, and for their families and friends. For the rest of us, they were a wake-up call as to what type of lunatics we are dealing with. And sleepwalking our way back into ill-sorted, dewy-eyed people personal politics is the last thing we need to set us up for the fight ahead. Come on you liberals, don't give me the morbid pleasure of saying, 'I told you so' again.
Julie Burchill / Writer
Fighting
Giving
People
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Prostitution reinforces all the old dumb clichés about women's sexuality; that they are not built to enjoy sex and are little more than walking masturbation aids, things to be done to, things so sensually null and void that they have to be paid to indulge in fornication, that women can be had, bought, as often as not sold from one man to another. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.
Julie Burchill / Writer
War
Betrayal
Sex
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