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What's weird is to hear someone else talking about your mannerisms.
I loved working with Mickey Rourke. He's a wonderful kind of crazy.
You don't stay the hottest guy forever unless you're, um, Dionysus.
I almost find it very attractive when a woman has no idea who I am.
In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me.
I think other people's depression is frightfully dreary, don't you?
The business of life is learning that you can't lay down the terms.
I have derived enormous confidence from being a husband and father.
Success means your thoughts are worthy of everyone's consideration.
Painful memories are gone! Together, we can build up good memories.
When you're talking about pure form, theater is a wonderful outlet.
For me, I've always wanted to do theater, so I gravitate toward it.
We need people interested, otherwise literally the lights turn off.
I've never been shocked by anything on television, except the news.
I was not a great reader. I don't know how to put it any other way.
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.
Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.
It's when you're true to yourself that resonates with other people.
I can't have wet wool next to my skin because it really affects it.
Comedy was always an escape for me; I just happened to be a doctor.
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.
Field of Dreams is probably our generation's It's A Wonderful Life.
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!
I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
Am I arrogant? I've been arrogant, sure; everybody's been arrogant.
When lifes seems hopeless, rearrange things for a dose of dopeness.
Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't truly understand.
I can assuredly say that it's my life's mission to love all people.
I wasn't really serious about acting - I was serious about baseball
It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again.
I didn't want to be a big star. I wanted to be a really good actor.
When I look at her, my heart brightens up. She's that kind of girl.
I think what inspires me or what keeps me inspired is my curiosity.
For me, literacy means freedom. For the individual and for society.
WAIT TILL THEY SEE THESE ARMS IN AFRICA. THEY LOOK BIG ENOUGH TO ME
'The Hulk' was the beginning of me, a platform as an actor to grow.
I've been on 'iCarly' and 'Hannah Montana.' And a few other things.
I don't see any harm in working, getting out there, and practicing.
I'm so southern Ohio. And Cleveland is a different world, you know?
All the child-star clichés. I've tried very hard to avoid them all.
All the child-star cliches, I've tried very hard to avoid them all.
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
Understand that we are all co-creators of our respective destinies.
I love my work, I love the people I work with, I do the best I can.
I like to consider myself an actor who just happens to be Hispanic.
I know you don't always need to spend a ton of money to be stylish.
As a leader, you get a pat on the back when you make a hard choice.
I like a girl who doesn't play any games. I like a very sweet girl.