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I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.
All in all, it's been a wonderful, wonderful ride. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
There's something I'm afraid to say to you too early, but I'd be a fool to wait too late.
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.
I do some acting. And there's a difference between "I do some acting" and "I'm an actor."
I don't smoke often, maybe once or twice a month, but it makes me feel sexy and romantic.
There's a side to this industry that nurtures divas who can't write. It's a big business.
I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.
By the time you do what somebody else is doing, everybody has moved on to something else.
If you're not happy about how you look, you have to question how much self-love you have.
These days, I try to eat for my blood type when I'm not eating for the fat kid inside me.
I create my own reality. And I'm not the only one. My reality is becoming more prominent.
You learn to read the audiences after a while, and there are all different kinds of gigs.
I'm definitely not a super great guitarist. Ultimately, I just write a lot of love songs.
I truly believe that if you think something's stupid, that might mean it's actually good.
Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.
Speaking as one who has abused privilege a long time, I tell you, it's great to be alive.
It's hard to find a girl with a heart of gold, when you're living in a four letter world.
I stopped caring so much about what people might think if I sung about love and humanity.
I believe that all roads lead to the same place - and that is wherever all roads lead to.
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.
If you want to make marijuana legal, you've got to stay straight long enough to f - vote.
Just because she's leaving, don't start believing, that your rock and roll days are gone.
The people who should be here aren’t. The ones who should be smiling with me aren’t here.
The way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose.
I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.
I am never writing a breakup record again, by the way. I'm done with being a bitter witch.
I will not do festivals. The thought of an audience that big frightens the life out of me.
Even if I did have, you know, a 'Sports Illustrated' body, I'd still wear elegant clothes.
It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
I hear you're losing weight again, Mary Jane. Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for?
I learned about embracing all different genres as opposed to just getting attached to one.
I ain't got a job cause I ain't got a car, so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.
Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.
Chained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me.
I think the world is a dead carcass and I think the purpose of human beings is as maggots.
The press Yazoo were receiving were focused on the voice, This obviously was about trends.
There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to; it's better to stop and say hello.
The more people see of me, the more they'll realize that all I'm good for is making tunes.
I would advocate that you show me your smiling face, and how happy you can make your life.
It is proven that when women are educated, the ability of the country goes up immediately.
For every hand extended another lies in wait. Keep your eye on that one girl...anticipate.
I think there's no sacrifice too great for family, whether it's career, singing, whatever.
Fame for fame's sake is toxic - some people want that, with no boundaries. It's unhealthy.
I like the idea of defying the convention of what it is to be in your 40s, or 50s, or 60s.
When we get together to rehearse, we could write music together all day long - GOOD music.
I do like to play around with colour, although day-to-day, I probably wear a lot of black.