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I'm tough on the outside and soft on the inside... I'm really a shy guy.
I grew up with a family that had very little and were at times homeless.
You can't take credit for talent; you can only take credit for using it.
Write something insightful. Say Morgan Freeman said it. Win at internet.
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting they won't.
Everything happens for a reason. I believe in this at the highest level.
Human life doesn't seem to have much significance, and I don't know why.
I listen to my mother, and that keeps me out of trouble. I'm a good son.
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
I would cancel dialysis to be in the [hopefully upcoming Firefly] movie.
I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.
The more competition, the better. I hope to get snubbed again this year.
People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz.
I'm not an academic, but I've always loved poetry since I've been small.
In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.
I'm trying to do the kind of projects that I want to see in the theatre.
Don't worry about my life, worry about why you're worried about my life!
When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.
This is a service station, we offer service. There is no higher purpose.
The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift.
I believe in sexual monogamy, but I don't believe in emotional monogamy.
You have to show the negative to show the positivity that comes from it.
It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
I would honestly say I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon.
When you're young and you're in love and it doesn't work out - it hurts.
I generally travel with my laptop, a couple of great books, and my iPod.
The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate.
I know I'd like to direct a film at some point, and maybe I'll write it.
I always feel in improv that nothing is ever as good once it's repeated.
Am I really cool? You're telling me I'm cool? Well, that's good to hear.
Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
I should in fairness add that my taste in music is reputedly deplorable.
Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
It's not about working anymore, it's about doing work I can be proud of.
When you put good will out there, it's amazing what can be accomplished.
Obama really is a warrior in chief. He's not afraid to get the job done.
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly
It's wonderful to me that bees have this simple, age-old thing going on.
Sports and politics are basically all I really care about or talk about.
With my mask, I controlled all of the mouth movements with my own mouth.
Acting is just a job at the end of the day, and it's a very strange one.
I got into plays in high school then I ended up going to college for it.
You can look at anything as a cult. Churches are cults in their own way.
Every audition I get, I agonise over and I put everything I can into it.
I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
I grew up watching comedy. It was among all the geeky things that I did.
Some of the biggest movie stars in the world are essentially characters.
You have to just dive over the edge. You haven't got time to mess about.
I can't speak on behalf of the show. I'm not a creator; I'm just a pawn.
Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.