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If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
For over two thousand years it has been the custom among earnest moralists to decry happiness as something degraded and unworthy
Next week, or next month, or next year I will kill myself. But I might as well last out my month's rent, which has been paid up.
If it takes you a year to cut a record, I don't know, you need to find something else to do. It really shouldn't take that long.
Poets and kings are but the clerks of Time, Tiering the same dull webs of discontent, Clipping the same sad alnage of the years.
I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog.
If I hadn't met those two guys (Billy Martin and Whitey Ford) at the start of my career, I would have lasted another five years.
Forty years ago the chances of journalists reporting - or the authorities even prosecuting - a pro athlete were practically nil.
Twenty years ago, teenage boys in the United States drank twice as much milk as soda; now they drink twice as much soda as milk.
It is equally pointless to weep because we won't be alive a hundred years from now as that we were not here a hundred years ago.
Did you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every couple of years?
A life of short duration...could be so rich in joy and love that it could contain more meaning than a life lasting eighty years.
What really surprised me was that more than half of all deaths by gunshot are suicides, more than 20,000 a year, about 58 a day.
Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today.
Over the years I've seen people lose a spouse and then withdraw and lose interest in life, and I believe we need to resist that.
I worked out of Hollywood for 10 years and I had my heart broken half a dozen times, so I know all the things that can go wrong.
Wealth is a monster. It takes a month to learn to control it financially. And many years to learn to control it psychologically.
My uncle's house burned down when I was 6 years old. We got out safely. But ever since, I've had a nightmare of dying in a fire.
You can see the latest dumbness as just the end of a long line of dumbnesses that have been taking place for thousands of years.
I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.
If I were to awaken after having slept for a thousand years, my first question would be: Has the Riemann hypothesis been proven?
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
Bloody men are like bloody buses - you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop two or three others appear.
I always had deep respect for my peoples 'cause of the love they gave me and the know how that they showed me through the years.
I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.
99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not.
Remember, childhood only lasts 10-12 years. There's a lot that has to be squeezed in to make for a lifetime of happy memories. ♥
I studied movies for many years, but I am professionally an actor because I, my background is actually a stage actor and acting.
A few more albums, a few more years, I'll be like Peter Petrelli in Heroes. I'll be some type of rap super-monster or something.
Negative people are worse than negative occurrences. The argument is over in ten minutes - the person may hang around for years.
You see a lot over 30 years and you try to be professional and responsible. A lot of the interviews you do can be very haunting.
When you get to the 35-year mark in your career, you make albums for your fans to love you more, so they don't forget about you.
For several years I worried a lot about protecting an image, but today, I have understood that the image cannot be preconceived.
These five years as a couturier have really changed my way of seeing fashion and my confidence with fashion. Couture is a dream.
I have been saying for many years that we are using the word 'guru' only because 'charlatan' is too long to fit into a headline.
For years I've advocated keeping a gratitude journal, writing down five things every day that brought pleasure and gratefulness.
One thing about bureaucrats is that they never swallow their young. Leave them alone and you'll find them increasing every year.
My fashion is about the urban woman in the year 3000. I think about obscure, weird things and try to create a world around them.
Median wages of production workers, who comprise 80 percent of the workforce, haven't risen in 30 years, adjusted for inflation.
I decided a long time ago but sometimes it takes you 40 years to get around to doing something - and that's the truthful answer.
Resolved, to ask myself at the end of every day, week, month and year, wherein I could possibly in any respect have done better.
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million.
I know about investment. It's really obvious - you buy property, let it sit for a couple of years and then sell it and reinvest.
We talk a great deal about Russia today, and I'm afraid that in twenty years, we and Russia will be more similar than different.
I have been practicing, with scientific precision, nonviolence and its possibilities for an unbroken period of over fifty years.
I carry a weapon. I got a death threat a few years ago and was really scared. But I don't want bodyguards. I am my own security.
What you see is not what we see. What you see is distracted by memory, by being who you are, all this time, for all these years.
I go to see maybe seven films a year at the most, and since I only go to see the best, it follows that I very rarely see my own.
We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.