I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

As far as carrying the American banner, you just do what's right for the kids.

This generation of filmmakers is very good. They're seasoned, for some reason.

Dreams without goals, are just dreams and they ultimately fuel disappointment.

I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day.

I've never liked the press part of it (no offense), but it comes with the job.

I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out.

Spending time on 18th-century ships in Tahiti when I was 17 was quite unusual.

Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.

I swim, go to the gym, and do a little dancing every day and a little singing.

I like films that are gritty and hard-hitting and suspenseful. Thrillers, too.

I try to parent equally, but I think little girls are a little more sensitive.

My ignorance is essential. I do not write what I know but what I need to know.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I just like to choose projects that will allow me as an artist to make my art.

I love acting, but music is so much more rewarding because it's more personal.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Michael Jackson, the 49ers and the Lakers - that's what I know about the '80s.

I want someone who can trust that my big hands are going to take care of them.

With a horror movie, you dont want to anticipate where things are going to go.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

It’s in the darkest moments when the cracks allow the inner light to come out.

When you're asked to fly a 747 you better at least be able to fly a Piper cub.

You dream as an actor's director of letting moments breathe through two-shots.

Screenplays aren't written to be read, they're written to be made into movies.

I like making movies for myself and my friends and people with my sensibility.

I definitely felt the pressure I wanted to live up to all of the expectations.

When you're reading Thoreau you look at Hollywood differently, let me tell ya!

I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.

You need a particular talent only to want to please. I don't have this talent.

I have a movie coming out called Spun, which will be at the Toronto Film Fest.

I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

A man obsessed with failure has succeeded better than others in portraying it.

Every once in a while as an actor, you do something that the kids really like.

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are.

All I would say to people who doubt 'Caprica' is: Everything good starts slow.

Success is tricky to deal with, both professionally and in your personal life.

I really like to experiment. That's the only way I can work. It's instinctive.

Someone who was a part of my life. Probably the only one that really mattered.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

You are you, and nobody else can do what you do. But a little talent can help.

I wish I could talk to Annette, but she doesn't even correspond at this point.

I like to spread myself out. Since I was a kid, I always recognized some void.

There was always a creative impulse in me but I never felt rooted to anything.

I hate trying to play charming. Thinking about being charming is really tough.

Overall I enjoy a certain anonymity. I live a very normal, very ordinary life.

I would vote for Johnny Depp. We could use a president that could swashbuckle.

I have been so fortunate and I really am appreciative of the success I've had.

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