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I'm not afraid of cockroaches.
You foul, lying, evil little cockroach!
Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Cockroaches can't survive me, and neither can Dean Ambrose.
Artists are like cockroaches; everything is grist for the mill.
Elephants have a hard time adapting. Cockroaches outlive everything.
I am a survivor. I am like a cockroach, you just can't get rid of me.
As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success.
There are really only two things I'm terrified of: water and cockroaches.
The cockroach and the bird were both here long before we were. Both could.
I leave the human cockroaches to discuss their heroin and child pornography.
I’m not a bloody cockroach. What’s all this about? What are you trying to find out?
I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.
Problems in a company are like cockroaches in the kitchen. You will never find just one
It's like a cockroach working up a plan to defeat the shoe on its way down to crush it.
Why is not a rat as good as a rabbit? Why should men eat shrimps and neglect cockroaches?
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.
I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I'm afraid of horses.
A good friend once told me that the problems are like cockroaches. If drawn to light, they'll get scared.
sexual predators were like cockroaches. For every one you saw, there were twenty more hiding behind the walls.
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.
I've found that wherever there is one cockroach in plain sight, many more are lurking behind the corner out of view.
I used to hit the kitchen lights, cockroaches everywhere. Hit the kitchen lights, now it's marble floors everywhere.
There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.
I can cope with politicians now I've had about 40,000 cockroaches tipped over my head. Westminster's going to be no problem.
In a difficult business, no sooner is one problem solved than another surfaces - never is there just one cockroach in the kitchen.
There is seldom just one cockroach in the kitchen. You know, you turn on the light and, all of sudden, they all start scurrying around.
I owned a 1972 Plymouth Valiant that we bought for $125. It was infested with cockroaches and geckos - it was its own little ecosystem.
Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone, cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars.
A cockroach likely has no less brainpower than a butterfly, but we're quicker to deny it consciousness because it's a species we dislike.
I jump out of planes, I could be covered in cockroaches, I do all sorts of things, but I just don't like the feel of butterflies' bodies.
Louisiana was as close to South Asia as the United States could get: it had spicy food, humidity, giant cockroaches, and a corrupt government.
Palms are like cockroaches. They were here long before us, and they'll be here long after us. They're the only things standing after a hurricane.
In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.
A gazelle runs faster than us; cockroaches are remarkably tolerant of radiation; every being has some superiority; in remembering this, be very humble!
I try to catch flies in cups and put them outside. After I wrote 'The Underland Chronicles'... well, once you start naming cockroaches, you lose your edge.
You cannot disgrace a disgraceful man; you cannot make a shameless man feel ashamed; you cannot make a cockroach a cockroach, because it is already a cockroach!
The Alien is gross, scary. There is something in a human being that looks at them and sees it as a cockroach. You can never feel nurturing towards the cockroach.
personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble
Nature, the ultimate pragmatist, doggedly searches for something that works. But as the cockroach demonstrates, what works best in nature does not always appeal to us.
I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I still jump plenty though.
Cancer is like a cockroach. It just comes back stronger. I'm tearing apart the immune system of the cockroach and seeing how it ticks. I've opened up my own pathology center.
I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe's Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production.
The way I see it,” she began, “your mother’s devoted her whole life to you kids.” She said “you kids” in precisely the same tone I would have used for “you infestation of cockroaches
Adolescents are like cockroaches: They come out the minute you leave town, crawl the walls, feed indiscriminately, reproduce alarmingly unless drugged, and will certainly outlast you.
What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.
Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet and it comes creeping back again and again and in the end it inherits the world.
Americans have a lower opinion of Congress than they do of the NFL replacement refs, head lice, traffic jams, cockroaches and even the group to which yours truly belongs - Washington political pundits.