It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs

Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus.

It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.

Kicks to the legs, they're not very cool. They're brutal.

Hope is a leg of a 3-legged stool with Faith and Charity.

Better balance, less pain and less restless leg syndrome.

They've maintained their unbeaten record between the legs.

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

I like Ariana Grande's nice thigh-gap; she's got good legs.

Prepared to fly, even if she has to loose her legs to do it

I was affectionately known as Bird Legs during high school.

By nature, I was a little guy with big legs - a stocky lad.

I have always had incredibly skinny legs. It's in my family.

A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.

Fear is a bigger disability than having no arms and no legs.

I'm ready to stretch my legs. I'm ready to jump in the ring.

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

The more arms and legs [children] we have, the richer we are.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

What do I love about my body? I would say, probably, my legs.

My legs haven't disabled me. If anything, they've enabled me.

I could see hunks of metal and rocks sticking out of my legs.

Motivation can't take you very far if you don't have the legs.

When Neil played for me, he ran his legs off. (on Neil Lennon)

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

San Diego is where I really started to get my legs, musically.

There is more to marriage than four bare legs under a blanket.

Getting older means you don't have to shave your legs anymore.

The one arm one leg pushup is an exercise in total body tension

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

Try taking a stand on just one leg. You need to see both sides.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

I've removed legs from dogs on the bed of my truck on the farm.

Legs' wouldn't be 'Legs' unless it had that driving synth bass.

Muppet films are never easy to film 'cause Muppets have no legs.

I have rather skinny legs - I blame my dad's side of the family.

Losing my legs was one of the greatest opportunities of my life.

You can always count on the New York Times to cut your legs off.

I learned to kick trees with my bare feet to strengthen my legs.

The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw.

A ploughman on his legs is higher than a gentleman on his knees.

Waxing my legs is pretty much the only thing I have to maintain.

When you’re unsure, jump with your eyes closed and legs wide open

Was on my last leg, I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg.

He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.

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