I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

On two legs, Mickey Mantle would have been the greatest ballplayer who ever lived.

I can put my legs behind my head. That's a fun fact that not a lot of people know!

We may switch presidents, but we`re just going to switch legs and keep on marching.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

Beyonce has long, muscular legs but is tall, thin, and very curvy, even voluptuous.

In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class

oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.

Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.

I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits

We kissed each other, long and deep, while my legs opened like the covers of a book.

I do a lot of yoga, and that definitely helps. And Pilates is so good for your legs.

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs.

Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up.

People who deliberate fully before they take a step will spend their lives on one leg

Muse of the many twinkling feet, whose charms are now extending up from legs to arms.

My wit is like your legs," said Xochi. " It would be selfish of me to keep it hidden.

Once I've got my legs under me and I'm fit and healthy, I'm a hard, hard man to beat.

I have been blessed with strong leg muscles, and dancing really exercises one's legs.

You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

I wanted to clear up the slum of legs… I wanted to make the chair all one thing again.

Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he's quickly running out of legs.

I damaged my legs and ankles many years ago when doing concerts and falling off stage.

I've had three broken legs and two knee replacements. But I'm very good at apres golf.

I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting it was a lot easier to love.

Baseball is a kind of collective chess with arms and legs in full play under sunlight.

I couldn't touch my toes with straight legs, but I could break 4 minutes for the mile.

I know what I need to do to make myself and make my legs, most importantly, feel good.

To be honest, I'm more of a sneaker person. My legs hurt if I wear heels for too long.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

Everyone has areas they're not comfortable with, and mine are my bum, thighs, and legs.

I have good legs, so I prefer my skirt lengths and my high heels. It's like my uniform.

You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.

I'm just happy to have my legs back, cause at one point in time, I wasn't even walking.

I know these away legs are always going to be tricky playing in front of 30,000 people.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him.

I am like a table that eats its own legs off because it’s fallen in love with the floor.

And of Kanye's [West]? I have to say [I love] his heart. And I've always loved his legs.

I shouldn't even be wearing a tutu. I don't have the right legs, my muscles are too big.

When your eyes go, and your legs go, and your fans go; then it's time for you to go too.

Did I think it would last 30 years? No, I didn't think it would have those kind of legs.

Get what start the sinner may, Retribution, for all her lame leg, never quits his track.

I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I belong here. Everytime I leave it's like losing a leg.

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